Because it's a government program, working as intended.

Tuition free??? I think you mean "taxpayer funded" college.

Star Wars: The KISS of moviemaking.

CRISPieR pork rinds.

The food in the schools' cafeterias is of the same quality as what they serve to prisoners.

It was the same way for Thomas Edison - he learned 1001 ways *not* to invent the lightbulb.

What more do you want? "Cross my heart and hope to die. Stick a needle in my eye?"

Wait, I thought leftists never met a tax they didn't like.

Seems to me like CVX and XOM are Strong Buys.Thanks for the stock tip.

Never mind that. Just tell me that my shares of INTC will go up a quarter of a point and I'll be happy.

Now I know not to by a computer from that petty company.

They should have named it Iommium.

Further studies have shown that it is chock full of DHMO.

Having been born on third base certainly helps - to believe one had hit a triple.

... they transplanted a baboon's heart into a baby, leading to the following joke:

Q. What's the fastest animal in the world?
A. A chicken in Ethiopia.
Q. What's the second fastest?
A. A baboon running from a hospital.